Ethnic Bread Hierarchy
1. Naan
2. Challah
This Jewish girl just put her own bread 2nd. That is the power of the naan!
3. Scallion pancake
Not quite as bready as the others but I’m sticking it in here
4. Pita
5. Khobz
ie Moroccan bread
Lengthy Proper Nouns We Cant Abbreviate
We’ve thought of one from each category: Brand names, movies, TV, books and musicals:
1. I Cant Believe It’s Not Butter
I cant believe you successfully branded an entire sentence!
2. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
You @sshole.
3. Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place
We are aware they abbreviated this title in later seasons
4. We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families: Stories From Rwanda
No disrespect to the book, which is great. It’s just a long title that needs to be said in full.
5. I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change
The musical comedy…..that’s totally annoying to insert into a normal dialogue.
Good Boston Marathon Memories
I lived on the course route throughout my childhood and have very good memories of the Boston marathon. Here are 5 of them.
1. Orange slice handouts
(The fans at this event are great)
2. The moment the Kenyan runners come by your area
(The leaders of the pack are also pretty great)
3. Heartbreak hill, where I lived
(And so is the rest of the crowd)
4. Johnny Kelley and his statue in Newton
(A Boston Marathon icon)
5. Team Hoyt
(Two other Boston Marathon icons)
Thank you to all the doctors, EMTs, police officers and pedestrians who helped to keep all participants like the ones above safe yesterday.
Master Aggregators
1. Arianna Huffington
Aggregates news into a master website with liberal slant
2. Girl Talk (ie Greg Gillis)
Aggregates music into ADD-like mash ups
3. Nate Silver
Aggregates political polls into a master prediction model
4. Matt Drudge
Also aggregates news into a website with a conservative slant
5. Buzzfeed
Aggregates other people’s creativity/Reddit onto another website
Unfunny Main Characers Surrounded By Hilarious Supporting Roles
Note: This doesn’t mean we don’t like the movie. We love these movies. It just means the supporting roles were way funnier than the lead, sometimes on purpose.
1. Cady Heron in Mean Girls
2. Mitch from Old School
3. Striker from Airplane!
4. Josh from Road Trip
5. Dean from Waiting
All these people had a moment or two, but generally speaking, they were relatively unfunny compared to the others.
Amusing Google Searches Part I
1. What’s the deal with?
Number 3. Makes my day.
2. Why are
I had no idea this many people wondered about manhole covers.
3. How is it possible that
First two are deep.
4. Is it possible to
Is it possible that THIS many people are actually searching for that first one?!?!?
5. What’s the difference between
Um, well, the first one is referring to entirely different foods…
String of Overly Cool Word Album Names
1. Crazy Sexy Cool
TLC
2. Future Sex/Love Sounds
Justin Timberlake
3. Blood Sugar Sex Magik
4. Lovesexy
Prince…..for the love of god….Prince.
5. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
Outkast. My god….so many cool words smashed into one
Bonus: Luvanmusiq
Musiq Soulchild
Uncriticizable Celebrities
How DARE you say anything bad about…..
1. Jennifer Lawrence
2. Justin Timberlake
He wears a tux and put out a throw back song. All hail.
3. Adele
4. Daniel Day Lewis
Don’t even think about it
5. Meryl Streep
Again, don’t even think about it
Cut Off Expressions
Submitted by Mr. Pat Fedigan
Expressions we only say the beginning of. The remainder is listed below the photos
1. Speak of the devil
……..and he shall appear
2. It takes a village
……to raise a child
3. Teach a man to fish
…….and feed him for a lifetime
4. When in Rome
….do as the Romans do
Another person who has no idea he’s on a random tumblr account
5. A word to the wise
…..is sufficient (alternative: is enough)
Really not easy finding a visual for this idiom
Just Barely Acceptable Eating Habits II
There’s a fine line between unacceptable and just barely acceptable. We like to pin down the latter.
1. Taking the nacho that’s attached to all other nachos.
“I wouldn’t want to manhandle this entire thing just to get one of the nachos off the plate. Guess I’ll have to take this one”. We barely accept this.
2. Eating large tomato’s like apples
Just BARELY acceptable. Actually this could be debated.
3. Taking the cheese off your pizza
People do this. And we just barely accept it.
4. Eating the fried part of the onion rings
And leaving the onions
5. Eating spaghetti like this:
Yeah nobody LIKES to look at that but its just barely acceptable because….well….you’ve been there too.
Objects Arranged by Height
Must be things that are known or iconic for their height order
1. Russian Dolls
2. Xylophone
3. Screwdriver set
4. Von Trap Children
5. Silverware settings
Fake Duos in Song Lyrics
1. Jack and Diane
By John Mellencamp
2. Brenda and Eddie
From Billy Joel’s Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
3. Billy Joe and Bobby Sue
From Steve Miller Band’s Take the Money and Run
4. Tommy and Gina
Working class couple mentioned in multiple Bon Jovi songs
5. Desmond and Molly Jones
Group Rejects
1. The Iron
Recently from the Monopoly set
2. The tan M &M
We miss you
3. Pluto
We miss you too!
4. Wrestling
Rejected as an Olympic sport in 2020
5. Taiwan
Was kicked out of the UN in 1971
Musicians Who Said “F You” to the Man
Not just lyrically, but in their actions.
1. Frank Zappa to the Government/PMRC
Strong proponent of his beliefs about censorship until he died
2. Daft Punk to the Music Industry overlords
Made an animated movie about how they will continue making awesome music despite the industry never recognizing their art form
3. Trent Reznor to the music industry/his own label
Told his fans to steal his album
4. Elvis Costello to Television executives and production
Had his band play “Radio, Radio” on SNL despite being told not to. Take THAT!
5. Bob Dylan to the media
Has essentially told the press to Suck It throughout his career
