A website of narrow nuance and quirky categorization
All names must be normal first names for the gender of the celebrity
1. Sean William Scott
2. Charles Philip Arthur George (ie Prince Charles)
Four. first. names.
3. Neil Patrick Harris
4. Jonathan Taylor Thomas
5. Marie Antonia Josephina Johanna (ie Marie Antoinette)
Another 4 namer!
Disclaimer: This is a satirical post
1. Black and white cookies
Can’t we all just……get along?
2. Laundry
People are so stuck in their ways
3. Turkey dinners
Betcha didn’t realize your family was a bunch of racists, huh?
4. Apple products
For shame.
5. Oil and vinegar
Eventually they just start to separate by themselves…..tragic.
1. M
In all its glory
2. A
From the Scarlett Letter
3. B
Boston Red Sox logo (we are limiting this to one sports team logo)
4. Z
For Zorro
5. Y
For Yahoo
Bonus: L
For Loser.
Should have posted this a month ago. Originals pictured below. Copycats linked.
1. Y2K > 12/21/12
It was much, much cooler the first time around
2. Phagwa/Holi Festival > The Color Run
A religious holiday hasn’t been ripped off this bad since someone turned Passover into the Atkins diet
3. Electric Light Orchestra > Fun.
“Some Nights”= Electric Light Orchestra singing “Cecilia” by S&G
4. Keep Calm and Carry On > All the other versions of this
5. Carpe diem > YOLO
YOLO is actually kind of hilarious in its utter stupidity, but we gotta give love to the original
Bonus:
Blue steel > Duck Face
Kinda hating the fact that I’m even doing this list right now for obvious reasons. The non-creativity is painful.
1. Justin Bieber
2. Ron Paul
3. Mustaches
4. Bacon
5. Cats
Is it me or did dogs run shit in the 1990s? Suddenly cats took over.
Bonus: Sloths
This list does not endorse any of these topics. Except sloths. Sloths are cool.
1. The man from “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon
Although she has dropped some hints as to the subject of the song, Simon has also claimed that its a “composite” of a few different men.
2. Ice Cube’s “Good Day”
Despite whatever you heard from hyperactive bloggers about January 20, 1992 being the exact “Good Day”, Ice Cube stated in an interview that this “day” was a composite of many good days.
3. Barack Obama’s New York Girlfriend
Wrote about her in “Dreams from my Father”….turns out this was just a composite of a few girlfriends in New York and Chicago.
4. Juba
Supposed sniper in the Islamic Army in Iraq. Claims to have killed 143 American soldiers. He is portrayed as one man but many have presumed him to be a composite of many different people.
5. There is no #5. This is the most specific list ever. Deal.
1. Arnold from Hey Arnold!
2. Cheeseheads in Wisconsin
3. Bert
4. Copper snakes (and other yellow snakes)
This is such a diva pose
5. Angry bird
Over the top dedication and fan-dom for the following places:
1. Trader Joe’s
2. Wegmans
Hello Massie family!
3. In-N-Out
You have to bow down to In-N-Out on the West Coast by law.
4. Publix
5. Anna’s Taqueria
For all the Boston area people out there with a near creepy diehard dedication
1. Prada Marfa in Texas
Art installation of a Prada store
2. This oasis in Peru
3. Sculpture of a hand in Chile
Also see other hand sculpture in Uruguay
4. Cadillac ranch in Texas
Bunch of cars in the middle of nowhere
5. Tree of Life in Bahrain
This single tree is the only vegetation for miles and miles in the desert
Lotta great screams out there. But not every one is frequently imitated, or imitated with equal gusto.
1. “Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama”
This is the opening scream/line to the Lion King. And you know you’ve done it.
2. Kevin’s Home Alone Scream
Classic “AHHHHHHHHHHHHG”
3. The Dean Scream
“YEAHHHHHHH!”
4. Sloth’s Goonies Scream
“Heyyyyyyy youuuuuu guuuuuuuys”
5. Austin Powers unnecessary scream from the guard
“Noooooooooooooooooooo”
1. D
ie Dion (left) from Clueless
2. B
ie Blair (left) from Gossip Girl
3. E
ie Eric (right) from Entourage
4. V
ie from V for Vendetta
5. C
ie Calogero from A Bronx Tale
As she parts ways with the White House
1. Fun times
2. Smiles on the street
3. Smiles on the TV
4. Smiles for the lean-in
5. Who would have thought
Bonus:
“You thinking what I’m thinking, Barry?”
“2016?”
“Yup.”
“You have my vote”
From Best (1) to worst (5)
1. Muffin stump
It’s no muffin top but yeah…..I’ll still eat that
2. Mushroom stump
This photo is unnecessarily dramatic
3. Asparagus stem
Eh….
4. Cauliflower stump
5. Broccoli stump
Ugh. Terrible.
We went on Reddit for the first time ever and posted the question “What’s the most embarrassingly obvious fact that you learned recently?” We got over 20,000 responses. Here are the 5 that were repeated the most:
1. Flo Rida, the singer= Flo + Rida=Florida
Mindblowing.
2. Pickles are cucumbers
Way too many people didnt know this
3. “Every Kiss begins with K” is a play on words with 2 meanings
You can figure this out. I’m not gonna spell it out for you.
4. Kanga and Roo have those names because they are Kangaroos
5. Reindeer are real animals
Bonus: Only said once but one of the funniest responses: “Concentrate is not a place that grows tons of fruit”
Grown men with child personas- either fake or real.
1. Will Ferrell
The awesome poster man-child
2. John C. Riley
Often but not always
3. Tracy Morgan
4. Kim Jong Il/Kim Jong Un (Mainly the now dead Kim Jong Il)
Leaders of a country who seem to take social and political cues from South Park’s Cartman
5. Peter Griffin
