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February 21, 2013 at 5:46am
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Group Rejects

1. The Iron

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Recently from the Monopoly set

2. The tan M &M

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We miss you

3. Pluto

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We miss you too!

4. Wrestling

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Rejected as an Olympic sport in 2020

5. Taiwan

Was kicked out of the UN in 1971 

February 19, 2013 at 9:51am
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Musicians Who Said “F You” to the Man

Not just lyrically, but in their actions. 

1. Frank Zappa to the Government/PMRC

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Strong proponent of his beliefs about censorship until he died

2. Daft Punk to the Music Industry overlords

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Made an animated movie about how they will continue making awesome music despite the industry never recognizing their art form

3. Trent Reznor to the music industry/his own label

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Told his fans to steal his album

4. Elvis Costello to Television executives and production

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Had his band play “Radio, Radio” on SNL despite being told not to. Take THAT!

5. Bob Dylan to the media

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Has essentially told the press to Suck It throughout his career

February 13, 2013 at 4:52am
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Triple (and Quadruple) First Names

All names must be normal first names for the gender of the celebrity

1. Sean William Scott

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2. Charles Philip Arthur George (ie Prince Charles)

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Four. first. names.

3. Neil Patrick Harris

4. Jonathan Taylor Thomas

5. Marie Antonia Josephina Johanna (ie Marie Antoinette)

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Another 4 namer! 

February 12, 2013 at 6:22am
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Segregation Around Us

Disclaimer: This is a satirical post

1. Black and white cookies

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Can’t we all just……get along?

2. Laundry

People are so stuck in their ways

3. Turkey dinners

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Betcha didn’t realize your family was a bunch of racists, huh?

4. Apple products

For shame.

5. Oil and vinegar

Eventually they just start to separate by themselves…..tragic.

February 10, 2013 at 1:03pm
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Recognizable Singular Letters

1. M

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In all its glory

2. A

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From the Scarlett Letter

3. B

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Boston Red Sox logo (we are limiting this to one sports team logo)

4. Z

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For Zorro

5. Y

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For Yahoo

Bonus: L

For Loser.

February 8, 2013 at 12:55pm
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Originals Better Than 2012 Rip Offs

Should have posted this a month ago. Originals pictured below. Copycats linked.

1. Y2K > 12/21/12

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It was much, much cooler the first time around

2. Phagwa/Holi Festival > The Color Run

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A religious holiday hasn’t been ripped off this bad since someone turned Passover into the Atkins diet

3. Electric Light Orchestra > Fun.

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"Some Nights"= Electric Light Orchestra singing "Cecilia" by S&G

4. Keep Calm and Carry On > All the other versions of this

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5. Carpe diem > YOLO

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YOLO is actually kind of hilarious in its utter stupidity, but we gotta give love to the original

Bonus:

Blue steel > Duck Face

February 5, 2013 at 12:21pm
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Guaranteed Page View Topics

Kinda hating the fact that I’m even doing this list right now for obvious reasons. The non-creativity is painful.

1. Justin Bieber

2. Ron Paul

3. Mustaches

4. Bacon

5. Cats

Is it me or did dogs run shit in the 1990s? Suddenly cats took over.

Bonus: Sloths

This list does not endorse any of these topics. Except sloths. Sloths are cool.

February 3, 2013 at 7:08am
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Overanalyzed Mysteries that are Actually Non-Specific Composites

1. The man from “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon

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Although she has dropped some hints as to the subject of the song, Simon has also claimed that its a “composite” of a few different men.

2. Ice Cube’s “Good Day”

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Despite whatever you heard from hyperactive bloggers about January 20, 1992 being the exact “Good Day”, Ice Cube stated in an interview that this “day” was a composite of many good days.

3. Barack Obama’s New York Girlfriend

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Wrote about her in “Dreams from my Father”….turns out this was just a composite of a few girlfriends in New York and Chicago.

4. Juba

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Supposed sniper in the Islamic Army in Iraq. Claims to have killed 143 American soldiers. He is portrayed as one man but many have presumed him to be a composite of many different people.

5. There is no #5. This is the most specific list ever.  Deal.

February 2, 2013 at 7:44am
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Yellow Triangular Heads

1. Arnold from Hey Arnold!

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2. Cheeseheads in Wisconsin

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3. Bert

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4. Copper snakes (and other yellow snakes)

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This is such a diva pose

5. Angry bird

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February 1, 2013 at 8:09am
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Extreme Food Distributor Dedication

Over the top dedication and fan-dom for the following places:

1. Trader Joe’s

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2. Wegmans

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Hello Massie family!

3. In-N-Out

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You have to bow down to In-N-Out on the West Coast by law.

4. Publix

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5. Anna’s Taqueria

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For all the Boston area people out there with a near creepy diehard dedication

January 31, 2013 at 5:25pm
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Unexpected Things Surrounded by Sand

1. Prada Marfa in Texas

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Art installation of a Prada store

2. This oasis in Peru

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3. Sculpture of a hand in Chile

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Also see other hand sculpture in Uruguay

4. Cadillac ranch in Texas

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Bunch of cars in the middle of nowhere

5. Tree of Life in Bahrain

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This single tree is the only vegetation for miles and miles in the desert

January 30, 2013 at 8:22am
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Highly Imitatable Screams

Lotta great screams out there. But not every one is frequently imitated, or imitated with equal gusto.

1. “Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama” 

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This is the opening scream/line to the Lion King. And you know you’ve done it.

2. Kevin’s Home Alone Scream

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Classic “AHHHHHHHHHHHHG”

3. The Dean Scream

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"YEAHHHHHHH!"

4. Sloth’s Goonies Scream

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"Heyyyyyyy youuuuuu guuuuuuuys"

5. Austin Powers unnecessary scream from the guard

"Noooooooooooooooooooo"

January 29, 2013 at 9:23am
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Charcter Letter Nicknames

1. D

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ie Dion (left) from Clueless

2. B

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ie Blair (left) from Gossip Girl

3. E

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ie Eric (right) from Entourage

4. V

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ie from V for Vendetta

5. C

ie Calogero from A Bronx Tale

January 28, 2013 at 7:20am
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Big Smiles for Hillary

As she parts ways with the White House

1. Fun times

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2.  Smiles on the street

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3. Smiles on the TV

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4. Smiles for the lean-in

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5. Who would have thought

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Bonus:

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"You thinking what I’m thinking, Barry?"
"2016?"
"Yup."
"You have my vote"

January 26, 2013 at 8:24am
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Stump/Stem Heirachy

From Best (1) to worst (5)

1. Muffin stump

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It’s no muffin top but yeah…..I’ll still eat that

2. Mushroom stump

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This photo is unnecessarily dramatic

3. Asparagus stem

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Eh….

4. Cauliflower stump

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5. Broccoli stump

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Ugh. Terrible.